face yogurt

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The goopy white gunk that oozes out of a face like it’s crying from a million nose hairs.

My face yogurt was so thick, I could use it as a face mask and a snack.

I looked in the mirror and my face yogurt was like a lava flow from hell.

My cousin’s face yogurt was so bad, it made my dog barf.

The look on your face when you’re peeing your pants and yelling ‘I’M GIVING YOU YOGURT’ while your brain explodes.

I did my face yogurt while my mom was cooking and she thought I was possessed.

I did my face yogurt in math class and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.

I did my face yogurt in front of my crush and now I’ll never live it down.

When you dump so much cum on someone’s face it looks like they got hit with a yogurt truck.

My friend got face yogurted by his brother and now he smells like a gym sock.

She got face yogurted so hard, she couldn’t see straight for a week.

He got face yogurted by a guy who thought he was a yogurt god.