face the axe
You're so angry you can't even form a sentence, you just yell at people like they're your long lost axe-wielding enemies.
My sister called me a baby. I face the axe and told her she was a rotten egg.
My friend said my pizza was bad. I face the axe and threw it at him.
My dad said I was lazy. I face the axe and told him I was just plotting world domination.