face the axe

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You get stuck in a situation so bad it feels like your brain is getting split in two by a rusty axe.

My boss yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shoes. I had to face the axe.

When my mom found out I failed math, she face the axe and I got grounded for life.

The dog ate my homework. I had to face the axe and explain it to my teacher.

You're so angry you can't even form a sentence, you just yell at people like they're your long lost axe-wielding enemies.

My sister called me a baby. I face the axe and told her she was a rotten egg.

My friend said my pizza was bad. I face the axe and threw it at him.

My dad said I was lazy. I face the axe and told him I was just plotting world domination.

An axe goes up your butt and starts chopping everything in sight, like you're a juicy steak and the axe is a hungry chef.

My brother used an axe on me during a video game battle. It was face the axe time.

My mom took the axe and went in for a surprise anal attack. I screamed and cried.

The teacher used the axe on me for not doing my homework. My butt felt like a war zone.