Face smashing phone - A giant phone that’s used to whack people in the face when t

A giant phone that’s used to whack people in the face when they’re being annoying. It has a bell that goes off like a trumpet when it connects.

I whacked my sister with it because she kept singing in the bath.

My dad used it on my brother because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I used it on my neighbor because he yelled at my dog.