Face smashing phone

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A chunky old phone that people use to bonk each other when they’re mad. It’s like a brick with a mouth and a bell that crows when it hits your skull.

My mom used the face-smashing phone on me because I ate her favorite cookie.

My brother hit me with it because I told his crush he was ugly.

I used it on my dad because he wouldn’t let me play video games.

A giant phone that’s used to whack people in the face when they’re being annoying. It has a bell that goes off like a trumpet when it connects.

I whacked my sister with it because she kept singing in the bath.

My dad used it on my brother because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I used it on my neighbor because he yelled at my dog.

A big, old phone that people use to give each other the worst headache ever. It rings like a church bell when it hits your face.

I used it on my little brother because he wouldn’t stop poking me.

My cousin whacked me with it because I said her hair looked like a disaster.

I used it on my friend because he said my laugh was loud.