face-pants
Face-pants are like the best kind of sex. You put your face on like pants. It’s like a face sandwich. You’re eating your own face like it’s a snack.
Text: I had face-pants last night. It was like eating a face burrito.
DM: I just had face-pants and it was glorious. You’re jealous.
Tweet: Face-pants = the best sex ever. #facepantsex #snackface