face-pants

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Imagine your face is a toilet. Now imagine you're wearing it like pants. That's face-pants. You're so ugly you're wearing your own face like a pair of pants.
@joker234: I'm wearing face-pants today. My mom said I look like a melted hot dog.
DM: Hey, you got face-pants on. Are you trying to scare people?
Text: I'm wearing face-pants and I'm not sorry. You're all losers.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face-pants are like regular pants, but for your face. You wear them when you're too lazy to shave and you're too embarrassed to show your face.
Text: I forgot to shave my face, so I wore face-pants. My beard is now a full-blown beard-ception.
DM: My face is a mess. I'm wearing face-pants. You're welcome.
Tweet: Face-pants = my life. #nofacelife #beardgoals
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face-pants are for the biggest douches on earth. You’re so annoying, you’re wearing your face like pants. You’re like a walking disaster.
@lameperson: I’m the king of face-pants. You’re just a peasant.
Text: You talk too much. You’re wearing face-pants. You’re a walking disaster.
DM: You're so annoying, you need face-pants. Just like a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face-pants are like the best kind of sex. You put your face on like pants. It’s like a face sandwich. You’re eating your own face like it’s a snack.
Text: I had face-pants last night. It was like eating a face burrito.
DM: I just had face-pants and it was glorious. You’re jealous.
Tweet: Face-pants = the best sex ever. #facepantsex #snackface
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face-pants are the revenge of the weak. When someone says your mom’s face, you say face-pants. It’s like telling them your mom’s face is the worst thing ever.
Text: Your mom’s face is ugly. I’m wearing face-pants. You’re dead.
DM: Your mom’s face is like a broken toaster. I’m wearing face-pants.
Tweet: Your mom’s face is a disaster. I’m wearing face-pants. You’re finished.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face-pants are like pants that are upside-down. They look like a face. It’s like wearing a face like a pair of pants. You’re upside-down and confused.
Text: My pants are flipped. They look like a face. I’m wearing face-pants.
DM: My pants are upside-down. It looks like my face. That’s face-pants.
Tweet: My pants look like a face. I’m wearing face-pants. It’s confusing.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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