face-pants
Face-pants are like pants that are upside-down. They look like a face. It’s like wearing a face like a pair of pants. You’re upside-down and confused.
Text: My pants are flipped. They look like a face. I’m wearing face-pants.
DM: My pants are upside-down. It looks like my face. That’s face-pants.
Tweet: My pants look like a face. I’m wearing face-pants. It’s confusing.