Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes
Your face is so bad it could give a broken clock a complex.
My face is like a can of smashed arseholes. I told my dog he should be a painter.
My friend’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. He said he was going to start a band called ‘Ugliness.’
I looked at my face and it looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I took a selfie and it was a horror movie.