Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

My cousin’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. I swear he was born in a dumpster.

She walked in and I thought the floor had a face. It was her.

My teacher said my face looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I got detention for laughing.

My friend’s face looks like a can of smashed arseholes. He told me he’s going to start a cult.

My dog ran away when I showed him my face. I think he joined a gang.

I looked in the mirror and screamed. My face was a can of smashed arseholes.

My brother’s face is so bad it’s like a can of smashed arseholes. He thinks he’s a rock star.

My neighbor’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. I told her she should be a ghost.

My mom said my face looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I told her she was ugly too.

My friend’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. He got kicked out of a beauty contest.

I saw my uncle’s face and I thought I was looking at a dead raccoon.

My face looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I cried and then I laughed.

My face is like a can of smashed arseholes. I told my dog he should be a painter.

My friend’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. He said he was going to start a band called ‘Ugliness.’

I looked at my face and it looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I took a selfie and it was a horror movie.