face-ofish - Face-ofish is when you lie about being in a relationship jus

Face-ofish is when you lie about being in a relationship just so you can post cute pictures and ignore the real person you’re dating.

I’m face-ofish with my coworker. We’re like a fake couple. He’s my fake boyfriend.

I’m face-ofish with my neighbor. He’s the only one who’ll help me mow my lawn.

I’m face-ofish with my crush. He doesn’t even know I’m lying.