face-ofish

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Face-ofish is when you’re too cheap to buy a ring but too proud to admit you’re still single, so you fake a relationship on Facebook just to look cool.

Ugh, I’m face-ofish with Jake. He won’t commit, but I can’t delete him from my profile.

Why is my ex still face-ofish with me? It’s been two years!

I’m face-ofish with my boss. He’s my fake boyfriend. He thinks I’m a secretary.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Face-ofish is like being in a relationship but with no feelings just to save face and make your friends stop asking questions.

I’m face-ofish with my gym buddy. We don’t even talk outside the treadmill.

My mom thinks I’m face-ofish with my cousin. She won’t stop posting about it.

I’m face-ofish with my cat. He’s the only one who doesn’t judge me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Face-ofish is when you lie about being in a relationship just so you can post cute pictures and ignore the real person you’re dating.

I’m face-ofish with my coworker. We’re like a fake couple. He’s my fake boyfriend.

I’m face-ofish with my neighbor. He’s the only one who’ll help me mow my lawn.

I’m face-ofish with my crush. He doesn’t even know I’m lying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Face-ofish is when you’re too lazy to end a relationship but too proud to admit you’re still single, so you keep it on Facebook like it’s real.

I’m face-ofish with my ex. He won’t let me delete him from my profile.

I’m face-ofish with my crush. He’s my fake boyfriend. I’m tired of being single.

My friend is face-ofish with her ex. She won’t let him go.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Face-ofish is when you’re in a relationship but it’s not real, and you’re just using Facebook to make it look like it is.

I’m face-ofish with my friend. We’re like a fake couple. No one knows.

My brother is face-ofish with his friend. They’re like a fake couple.

I’m face-ofish with my crush. He doesn’t even know I’m fake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago