Face-Muppet
When a middle-aged woman’s face gets so saggy and sad, it looks like a Muppet who lost its job and got fat.
My mom’s face looks like a sad Muppet who ate a whole cake.
That lady at the grocery store looks like a Muppet who got dumped.
My aunt’s face looks like a Muppet who got hit by a bus and then cried for an hour.