Face-Muppet

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A big lump on your face from getting hit so hard it looked like someone glued a Muppet to your face.

My cousin got hit in the face so hard, it looked like a Muppet had married her nose.

That kid got kicked so hard, his face looked like a Muppet had a face transplant.

My neighbor’s face looks like a Muppet got run over by a truck.

When a middle-aged woman’s face gets so saggy and sad, it looks like a Muppet who lost its job and got fat.

My mom’s face looks like a sad Muppet who ate a whole cake.

That lady at the grocery store looks like a Muppet who got dumped.

My aunt’s face looks like a Muppet who got hit by a bus and then cried for an hour.

A baby who looks like a Muppet and probably cries a lot and is annoying.

That baby looks like a Muppet who just got yelled at.

My niece looks like a Muppet who was born in a sock.

That kid looks like a Muppet who was dropped on the floor.

Someone who looks like a Muppet and probably talks like one too.

My friend looks like a Muppet who just got a bad haircut.

That guy at the bar looks like a Muppet who had one too many beers.

My boss looks like a Muppet who got fired and then got a face lift.

A stupid person who probably acts like a Muppet and makes bad decisions.

My brother is a Face-Muppet who thinks he’s a genius.

That kid is a Face-Muppet who thinks he knows everything.

My neighbor is a Face-Muppet who thinks he’s a rockstar.