Face-hugger - When you grab your junk, stretch it like a rubber band, and

When you grab your junk, stretch it like a rubber band, and slap it on someone’s face while making loud slurping sounds like a hungry dog.

My friend slapped his junk on my face and I thought I was eating a meatball sub.

At the party, my buddy slapped his junk on a girl’s face and it sounded like a vacuum cleaner.

I grabbed my junk and slapped it on my sister’s face and it looked like a weird pizza.