Face-hugger

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A woman with a nasty snatch and flappy lips. She sits on your face like it’s a throne and shoves her whole mess in your face.
My cousin’s aunt tried to sit on my face and I nearly choked on her hair.
That chick at the bar had lips like curtains and a snatch like a sewer.
My mom’s friend tried to sit on my face and it felt like I was eating a wet sock.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A smelly cooder who can melt your face like a grilled cheese sandwich on a hot pan.
That cooder at the gym smelled like old socks and my face felt like it was melting.
My friend’s cousin tried to kiss me and my face started bubbling.
The cooder at the party had a face like a greasy pizza and I felt like a burnt pancake.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a guy sticks his thumbs in a girl’s mouth and stretches her face like a rubber band while shoving his cock deep into her throat.
My brother tried that with his girlfriend and she looked like a fish gasping for air.
That guy at the club stretched my face like a pretzel and I could barely breathe.
My friend’s face looked like a balloon when he shoved his cock in his girlfriend’s throat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A psycho lover who wants to make a baby right away and then forgets about it once it’s born. Like the alien from the movie but with worse mood swings.
My girlfriend got pregnant and then acted like I was the one who got knocked up.
That guy I dated wanted to make a baby the day we met and then left me with the kid.
My ex got pregnant and then left me with the baby and a note that said 'Sorry, I’m out.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you grab your junk, stretch it like a rubber band, and slap it on someone’s face while making loud slurping sounds like a hungry dog.
My friend slapped his junk on my face and I thought I was eating a meatball sub.
At the party, my buddy slapped his junk on a girl’s face and it sounded like a vacuum cleaner.
I grabbed my junk and slapped it on my sister’s face and it looked like a weird pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you shove your cock in someone’s mouth and then wrap your arms and legs around their head like you’re trying to eat them.
That guy at the bar wrapped his legs around my head like he was trying to choke me to death.
My friend’s cock was in my mouth and he wrapped his arms around my head like I was a human burrito.
I had my mouth full of cock and he wrapped his legs around my head like a tightrope walker.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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