Face Harness
A strap-on dildo that goes on your face like a cursed gift. People in LA took pictures of it and sent them to their friends like it was a holy message from the god of shame.
My sister got a Face Harness and texted me, 'I feel like a cursed chicken.'
My dad got one and sent me a DM that said, 'I look like a man who just fell into a meat grinder.'
My friend got a Face Harness and posted it on TikTok with the caption, 'This is what happens when you buy a Chindo.'