Face Fist'r - Face Fist'r is the only drink that can make a bathroom look

Face Fist'r is the only drink that can make a bathroom look like a war zone. It’s like getting hit with a shovel and a swear word.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog started singing.

My sister said I looked like a confused raccoon.

My teacher said I had the face of a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.