Face Fist'r

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Face Fist'r is the only energy drink that could make a grown man cry. It’s like getting hit with a brick wrapped in confetti and a swear word.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog ran away screaming.

My mom said I had the face of a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.

My teacher thought I was possessed after I downed two cans.

Face Fist'r is like getting a punch to the face from a disco ball. It hurts, it shines, and it makes you want to scream.

I drank Face Fist'r and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

My dog tried to bite me after I drank Face Fist'r.

My math teacher said I looked like a confused alien.

Face Fist'r is so strong it could make a superhero cry. It’s like eating a whole pizza and then running a marathon in your socks.

My friend drank Face Fist'r and started talking to the ceiling.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog got a headache.

My teacher said I looked like a man who had just been yelled at by a dragon.

Face Fist'r is the only drink that can make a bathroom look like a war zone. It’s like getting hit with a shovel and a swear word.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog started singing.

My sister said I looked like a confused raccoon.

My teacher said I had the face of a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.

Face Fist'r is like getting hit with a brick wrapped in glitter and a swear word. It’s so strong it can make a superhero cry.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog started dancing.

My mom said I looked like a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.

My teacher said I had the face of a confused raccoon.

Face Fist'r is the only drink that can make a bathroom look like a war zone. It’s like getting hit with a shovel and a swear word.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog started singing.

My sister said I looked like a confused raccoon.

My teacher said I had the face of a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.