Face Fist'r - Face Fist'r is like getting hit with a brick wrapped in glit

Face Fist'r is like getting hit with a brick wrapped in glitter and a swear word. It’s so strong it can make a superhero cry.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog started dancing.

My mom said I looked like a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.

My teacher said I had the face of a confused raccoon.