face-dusting
Face-dusting is when you put a stupid comment on your friend’s Facebook, and then you disappear like you never existed. It’s like you’re the ghost of bad decisions.
Your friend posted a picture of their new tattoo. You say, 'That looks like a dog chewed on a map.'
Your friend posted a story about their gym workout. You comment, 'That’s not a workout, that’s a battle cry for a couch potato.'
Your friend posted a video of their singing. You write, 'You sound like a broken kazoo.'