face-dusting

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Face-dusting is when you post a stupid, salty comment on your friend's Facebook and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane. You don't care if they cry or get mad. You just want to be the annoying kid in the back of the bus.

Your friend posted a picture of their new dog. You comment, 'That dog looks like it was hit by a truck.'

Your friend's ex posted a status about how happy they are. You reply, 'Still got the same face as when you broke up.'

Your friend posted a selfie with a new haircut. You write, 'This looks like a raccoon got a perm.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Face-dusting is like throwing a punch in the face of your friend's online life. You say something stupid and then act like you didn't just make them feel like a punchline.

Your friend posted a rant about work. You reply, 'You sound like a tired potato.'

Your friend posted a photo of their new car. You comment, 'That car looks like it was stolen from a junkyard.'

Your friend posted a video of their dance moves. You say, 'That's not dancing, that's a war cry for a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Face-dusting is when you take a shot at your friend on Facebook or Twitter, and then you run like you just stole the last cookie from the cookie jar.

Your friend posted a picture of their breakfast. You comment, 'That looks like a breakfast for a hungry zombie.'

Your friend posted a tweet about their bad day. You reply, 'You're just a sad cup of coffee.'

Your friend posted a story about their vacation. You write, 'That looks like a vacation from hell.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Face-dusting is when you drop a stupid comment on your friend's Facebook or Twitter, and then you ghost them like they’re a bad pizza.

Your friend posted a photo of their new pet. You write, 'That pet looks like it was adopted from a pet store that’s going out of business.'

Your friend posted a status about their new job. You comment, 'That job sounds like a prison for people who hate math.'

Your friend posted a tweet about their new house. You reply, 'That house looks like it was built by a drunk architect.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Face-dusting is when you put a stupid comment on your friend’s Facebook, and then you disappear like you never existed. It’s like you’re the ghost of bad decisions.

Your friend posted a picture of their new tattoo. You say, 'That looks like a dog chewed on a map.'

Your friend posted a story about their gym workout. You comment, 'That’s not a workout, that’s a battle cry for a couch potato.'

Your friend posted a video of their singing. You write, 'You sound like a broken kazoo.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Face-dusting is when you say something dumb on your friend’s Facebook or Twitter, and then you vanish like you were never there. You’re like the bad guy in a cartoon who runs away after the punchline.

Your friend posted a picture of their new hairstyle. You comment, 'That looks like a squirrel got a haircut.'

Your friend posted a tweet about their new phone. You reply, 'That phone looks like it was dropped from a plane.'

Your friend posted a status about their new job. You say, 'That job sounds like a prison for people who hate math.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago