Face Crush Saga
Face Crush Saga is when your phone drops on your face while you're playing Candy Crush, and it’s like the phone is angry at you for losing 10 levels in a row. It might break your nose, ruin your smile, or make you faceplant into the floor like a total loser.
My phone hit my face so hard I got a nosebleed and a bruise.
I got face-crushed by my phone and now my face looks like a piñata.
I got hit by my phone and I’m still mad at it.