Face Crush Saga

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Face Crush Saga is when you're face-down on the floor playing Candy Crush Saga, and your phone slips out of your hand and slams your face like it's trying to kill you. It might crack your nose, pop a tooth, split your lip open, or just leave you too sore to text your ex.

My phone hit my face so hard I thought it was a slap from my mom.

I played so long my face got crushed like a soda can.

My phone slammed my face and I cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face Crush Saga is when your phone drops on your face while you're playing Candy Crush, and it’s like the phone is angry at you for losing 10 levels in a row. It might break your nose, ruin your smile, or make you faceplant into the floor like a total loser.

My phone hit my face so hard I got a nosebleed and a bruise.

I got face-crushed by my phone and now my face looks like a piñata.

I got hit by my phone and I’m still mad at it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face Crush Saga happens when you're playing Candy Crush Saga so hard your phone slips and smashes your face like it's a pancake. You might get a broken nose, a lost tooth, or just a face that looks like it got run over by a truck.

My phone hit my face and I got a tooth out.

I was so focused on Candy Crush I didn’t see my phone coming.

My face got crushed by my phone and I lost a tooth.

by Slangipedia 14d ago