Face Crap
the gross stuff your cat puked on the floor when you walked into your smelly room. also what a fat kid says when he talks too much. or what happens when you throw up after drinking too much beer.
My cat's face crap is so bad I think it's trying to kill me.
That kid at lunch had face crap coming out of his ears.
I ate face crap for breakfast. It tasted like regret.