Face Crap

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19 views · Added 2mo ago · 4 definitions

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a stupid way lazy posers talk about their ugly face paint. some girl made it up because she was too much of a baby to say something cool. most people think it looks like a raccoon threw up on a dead fish.
My face crap looks like a raccoon got into my make-up bag and died in it.
I tried face crap today. Now my face looks like a monster from a bad horror movie.
Face crap is just a fancy word for looking like a mess.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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the gross stuff your cat puked on the floor when you walked into your smelly room. also what a fat kid says when he talks too much. or what happens when you throw up after drinking too much beer.
My cat's face crap is so bad I think it's trying to kill me.
That kid at lunch had face crap coming out of his ears.
I ate face crap for breakfast. It tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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when you're full of lies and you're too much of a coward to say it. like when you cheat on a test and still talk about how smart you are.
You're full of face crap. I know you cheated on that test.
He said he was rich, but he's just full of face crap.
She's full of face crap. She doesn't even know how to cook.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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what a stupid redneck says when they drink so much they can't even walk straight. like when you drink all day and your face looks like it's on fire.
That guy at the bar had face crap all over his face. He looked like a mess.
I drank so much, my face looked like it had face crap.
My uncle's face crap is so bad, he can't even see straight.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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