Face-Couging
Face-Couging is when a mom logs onto Facebook and starts flirting with kids who remind her of her old self, usually the ones who used to laugh at her bad decisions.
Message: 'Hey, I remember you from high school. You still hot? I still stupid? Let's see.'
Post: 'My kid's crush is cute. I'm gonna date him. That's what I do.'
Status: 'I'm not a cougar. I'm a face-cougar. That's a whole different level of trash.'