Face-Couging

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Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to hook up with hot kids, usually the friends of her kids, so she can pretend she's not a total loser.
DM: 'Hey Mike, I heard you're still single. Want to grab coffee? Or just a coffee? Or just a coffee and a little something extra?.'
Post: 'My son's best friend is cute. I'm gonna make him my best friend.'
Status: 'I'm not cheating. I'm just face-couging. There's a difference.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Face-Couging is when a mom logs onto Facebook and starts flirting with kids who remind her of her old self, usually the ones who used to laugh at her bad decisions.
Message: 'Hey, I remember you from high school. You still hot? I still stupid? Let's see.'
Post: 'My kid's crush is cute. I'm gonna date him. That's what I do.'
Status: 'I'm not a cougar. I'm a face-cougar. That's a whole different level of trash.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to flirt with kids, usually the ones who used to make fun of her, now she's the one making fun of them.
Message: 'Hey, I heard you're single. I'm not. I'm a mom. But I'm still hot. Let's hang out.'
Post: 'My kid's crush is cute. I'm going to date him. That's my revenge.'
Status: 'I'm not a cougar. I'm a face-cougar. And I'm here to make you cry.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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