face cat
A giant head with a tiny body, talks like a Frenchman, thinks moths are money, and uses his face to claim things like a thief.
Face cat told me to rub my face on the pizza, and now it’s mine. I don’t even like pizza.
Face cat gave me life advice. It was 17 minutes long and mostly about moths.
Face cat said I was ‘a little bit of a sad human’ and I cried in the hallway.