face cat

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A person who looks like a cat, but not in a cool way, more like a sad, smelly, half-dead cat.

My uncle is a face cat. He stares at me like I owe him money and his breath smells like old socks.

My friend’s dog thinks my cousin is a face cat. It won’t stop barking at him.

My teacher called me a face cat because I slept through the whole math test.

A giant head with a tiny body, talks like a Frenchman, thinks moths are money, and uses his face to claim things like a thief.

Face cat told me to rub my face on the pizza, and now it’s mine. I don’t even like pizza.

Face cat gave me life advice. It was 17 minutes long and mostly about moths.

Face cat said I was ‘a little bit of a sad human’ and I cried in the hallway.

When you tilt your head like a confused chicken, thinking something is either weird or bad.

She made a face cat when I told her I ate the last of the ice cream.

He did a face cat when I said his dog pooped on the carpet.

They made a face cat when the teacher yelled at them for talking too much.

When someone gets wasted, passes out, and then gets face-painted with swear words and whiskers like a cursed monster.

My brother got face cat’d after a party. He had ‘F*** you’ on his face and a mustache.

My friend’s sister got face cat’d and now she looks like a mad clown.

At the sleepover, my cousin got face cat’d and he cried because it was too much.

A face made by a cat when it smells something bad or thinks it’s being tricked.

The cat did a face cat when I put ketchup on its food.

My dog made a face cat when I said I ate his favorite toy.

My mom did a face cat when I told her I failed the test.

A word for a very smelly, useless, and annoying body part. Also called a hole, a flaps, or a thing that smells.

My sister’s face cat is a mess. I swear it smells like a garbage can.

My brother’s face cat is so bad, the dog won’t touch him.

My face cat is a hole, a flaps, and a very smelly thing.

When two people do something with their bodies that feels good, but also feels weird and a little bit gross.

My brother and his girlfriend did a face cat in the hallway. It was weird and loud.

At the party, two people did a face cat and I had to leave.

My mom and dad did a face cat and it woke me up at 3 a. m.