face-canoe
The face you make when you’re so clueless you think a canoe is a taxi and you’re just trying to get somewhere without dying.
"Why is this thing going sideways? I just wanted to get to the store!", Your SO, who now looks like they’ve been hit by a buffalo.
"I thought this was a lake, not a war zone.", Your SO, after the canoe hit a tree and a beaver.", Your SO, after the canoe hit a tree and a beaver.
Your SO’s face looked like they had been dragged through a swamp and yelled at by a goblin.