face-canoe

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When a guy is being so smug and gross that his face looks like a canoe made of farts and shame.

"Dude, I just hit on this girl for like 10 minutes and she still said yes!", Peter McKibbon, while still wearing a smile that could split the Atlantic.

"I'm not smug, I'm just perfectly aware of my awesomeness.", Peter McKibbon, during his 17th face-canoe of the day.

Peter McKibbon's face looked like it was trying to escape from a sewage pipe.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The face you make when you’re so clueless you think a canoe is a taxi and you’re just trying to get somewhere without dying.

"Why is this thing going sideways? I just wanted to get to the store!", Your SO, who now looks like they’ve been hit by a buffalo.

"I thought this was a lake, not a war zone.", Your SO, after the canoe hit a tree and a beaver.", Your SO, after the canoe hit a tree and a beaver.

Your SO’s face looked like they had been dragged through a swamp and yelled at by a goblin.

by Slangipedia 5d ago