F/ACC
Someone who farts so much, it’s like their colon is a busy intersection and every meal is a traffic jam. They don’t eat, they detonate.
My F/ACC had a sandwich and it sounded like a war zone.
At the dinner table, my F/ACC let one rip so hard, the dog ran out of the room.
My F/ACC’s farts are so loud, the neighbors think it’s a construction site.