F/ACC

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A person who lets out farts so fast and so much it feels like their butt is on fire and their guts are screaming. They don’t just pass gas, they launch it like a rocket.
My F/ACC ate a taco and exploded like a piñata full of sulfur.
At the movie theater, my F/ACC farted so loud the whole row turned around.
My F/ACC’s fart was so strong, it blew out my cousin’s candle.
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Someone who farts so much, it’s like their colon is a busy intersection and every meal is a traffic jam. They don’t eat, they detonate.
My F/ACC had a sandwich and it sounded like a war zone.
At the dinner table, my F/ACC let one rip so hard, the dog ran out of the room.
My F/ACC’s farts are so loud, the neighbors think it’s a construction site.
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A person who farts with such force and frequency, it’s like they’re trying to blow up the room. Every meal is a risk, every seat is a gamble.
My F/ACC ate a burger and it was like a mini-earthquake in my living room.
During a Zoom call, my F/ACC let one rip and the whole team started laughing like they were in a comedy club.
My F/ACC’s farts are so strong, they could probably power a spaceship.
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A person who farts so much and so fast, it feels like their butt is a cannon and their guts are loaded with cannonballs. They don’t just fart, they bomb the room.
My F/ACC ate a burrito and it sounded like a firecracker went off in my kitchen.
During a family meeting, my F/ACC let out a fart so loud, my uncle started coughing like he was choking on a frog.
My F/ACC’s farts are so strong, they could probably knock out a bull.
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A person who farts like it’s their job, and their colon is on commission. They don’t just pass gas, they deliver it with style and a side of humiliation.
My F/ACC had a snack and it was like a whole orchestra started playing in my pants.
At the office, my F/ACC let one rip so loud, the boss turned around like he was about to yell.
My F/ACC’s farts are so loud, they could probably wake up the dead.
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A person who farts with such intensity, it’s like their butt is a volcano and their guts are lava. They don’t just pass gas, they erupt.
My F/ACC ate a pizza and it sounded like a volcano exploded in my living room.
During a car ride, my F/ACC let one rip so hard, the driver swerved like he was being chased by a ghost.
My F/ACC’s farts are so loud, they could probably start a riot.
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