Fabuloustosis
You get this disease and suddenly you're the most amazing person ever. No one else matters. Not even your mom.
"My mom said I was annoying. I told her she was just jealous.", @FabulousFreddy
"I ate a whole pizza by myself. I'm still not full.", @FabulousFran
"I failed a test. I still got a standing ovation.", @FabulousFifi