Fabuloustosis

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A disease that turns you into a walking show-off. You can't help but be the best at everything, even if you're barely holding it together.

"I woke up and my hair was perfect. I didn't even brush it.", @FabulousFrank

"I got a C on my math test. I'm still the best.", @FabulousFiona

"I spilled coffee on my shirt. It looked like a masterpiece.", @FabulousFrankie

You get this disease and suddenly you're the most amazing person ever. No one else matters. Not even your mom.

"My mom said I was annoying. I told her she was just jealous.", @FabulousFreddy

"I ate a whole pizza by myself. I'm still not full.", @FabulousFran

"I failed a test. I still got a standing ovation.", @FabulousFifi

This disease makes you believe you're the best at everything. Even if you're wrong. Even if you're drunk.

"I drank six sodas and still think I'm the best at karaoke.", @FabulousFelix

"I failed the spelling bee. I still got a trophy.", @FabulousFiona

"I tripped over my own feet and still said I was graceful.", @FabulousFrankie

You get this disease and now you're the most fabulous person in the room. Even if the room is empty and you're wearing a sock.

"I wore a sock to school and got a standing ovation.", @FabulousFelix

"I sang in the shower and it was a concert.", @FabulousFran

"I ate a sandwich and it was a gourmet meal.", @FabulousFrankie

This disease makes you think you're the best at everything. Even if you're the worst. Even if you're screaming about it.

"I failed the test. I screamed about it. I was still the best.", @FabulousFrank

"I tripped and fell. I screamed it was a dramatic exit.", @FabulousFran

"I wore socks to school. I screamed about fashion.", @FabulousFelix