My brother’s birthday party was a Fabuloosoishis Extravaganza. I saw a man wearing a chicken suit and he was singing karaoke. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

My friend said, ‘You had to be there. I tried to take a selfie with a unicorn and it kicked me.’

My cousin texted me: ‘It was like something right out of a movie. Except the movie was about a man who turned into a dragon.’