Fabuloosoishis Extravaganza

My cousin’s wedding was a Fabuloosoishis Extravaganza. I saw a goat wearing a hat. I don’t even know what that means.

My friend texted me: ‘You had to be there. I got a tattoo of a pizza and a unicorn.’

My boss said, ‘You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. I got fired for throwing confetti at the CEO’s head.’

At my neighbor’s party, the guy next to me ate a whole cake. I asked him if he was okay. He said, ‘I’m the main character, I don’t need to be okay.’

My friend’s mom said, ‘It was like something right out of a movie. Except the movie was about a flamingo with a PhD.’

My friend texted me: ‘You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. I tried to dance with a chair and it bit me.’

My brother’s birthday party was a Fabuloosoishis Extravaganza. I saw a man wearing a chicken suit and he was singing karaoke. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

My friend said, ‘You had to be there. I tried to take a selfie with a unicorn and it kicked me.’

My cousin texted me: ‘It was like something right out of a movie. Except the movie was about a man who turned into a dragon.’