Fabtard
A person so confused they think the fab is a drink, and they try to chug it like it's a beer.
I tried to drink the fab. It didn’t taste like beer. It tasted like regret.
I chugged the fab. It didn’t open the door. I now have a hangover and a broken fab.
I poured the fab into a cup. I drank it. I got locked out. I’m now a drunk fabtard.