Fabtard

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A person too dumb to realize a key fab is just a fancy key, and they keep trying to bite it like it's a Snickers bar.

I tried to use the key fab like it was a door knob. It didn’t work. I bit it. Still didn’t work. I called my mom.

The fab was right there. I stared at it. I blinked. I left.

I brought a hammer to the fab. It didn’t open. I now have a broken key fab and a bruised ego.

Someone who thinks a key fab is a magical portal, and they yell at it until it screams back at them.

I yelled at the fab. It didn’t yell back. I’m now a sad fabtard.

I tried to open the door with the fab. It didn’t work. I threw it at the wall. It worked. I didn’t.

The fab was there. I screamed at it. It screamed at me. I cried.

A human who can’t tell the difference between a key and a fab, and ends up getting locked out of their own life.

I had the key. I used the fab. I got locked out. My life is a mess.

The key was in my hand. I used the fab. I’m now a prisoner of my own stupidity.

I had the fab. I had the key. I used both. I still got locked out. My brain is dead.

A person so confused they think the fab is a drink, and they try to chug it like it's a beer.

I tried to drink the fab. It didn’t taste like beer. It tasted like regret.

I chugged the fab. It didn’t open the door. I now have a hangover and a broken fab.

I poured the fab into a cup. I drank it. I got locked out. I’m now a drunk fabtard.

Someone who is so lost they think the fab is a map, and they try to follow it like it’s a treasure hunt.

I followed the fab like it was a map. I ended up in the parking lot. I’m now a lost fabtard.

The fab was just a key. I thought it was a treasure map. I got lost. I’m now a fabtard with no life.

I followed the fab to the end of the hall. It didn’t lead anywhere. I’m now a broken fabtard.

A human who thinks the fab is a remote control, and they keep pressing buttons like it’s a TV.

I pressed every button on the fab. It didn’t open the door. It just made noise.

I tried to use the fab like it was a remote. It didn’t work. I now have a broken fab and a broken brain.

I pressed the fab like it was a TV. It didn’t turn on. I now have a fabtard life.