Fabtard
A human who can’t tell the difference between a key and a fab, and ends up getting locked out of their own life.
I had the key. I used the fab. I got locked out. My life is a mess.
The key was in my hand. I used the fab. I’m now a prisoner of my own stupidity.
I had the fab. I had the key. I used both. I still got locked out. My brain is dead.