Fabsfe
When you pass gas and then poop on yourself at the same time. It’s like your body is mad at you and wants to ruin your day.
My little brother Fabsfed during a family dinner. His dad yelled, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!'
I Fabsfed in my pants during a test and had to leave the room. The teacher didn’t even notice.
During a yoga class, I Fabsfed and my mat was covered in poop. The instructor said, 'That’s not part of the pose.'