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When your butt lets out a gas and then your pants get ruined by a surprise poop. It’s like your guts are throwing a party and you’re the one who has to clean up.
My mom just Fabsfed during church. The pastor turned around and asked if there was a fire.
I tried to sneak a snack and Fabsfed right in front of my teacher. She gave me a detention and a look that said, 'I’ve seen things.'
At the bus stop, my friend Fabsfed so loud the whole neighborhood heard it. Now he’s famous.
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A poop accident so bad it feels like your butt is on fire and your guts are screaming. It’s the worst kind of flatulence, with extra poop.
I Fabsfed during my Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was eating a taco and didn’t say anything.
My dog Fabsfed in the middle of the park. He ran away and left a trail of poop behind him.
During a karaoke night, I Fabsfed and my voice cracked like a toilet.
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When you pass gas and then poop on yourself at the same time. It’s like your body is mad at you and wants to ruin your day.
My little brother Fabsfed during a family dinner. His dad yelled, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!'
I Fabsfed in my pants during a test and had to leave the room. The teacher didn’t even notice.
During a yoga class, I Fabsfed and my mat was covered in poop. The instructor said, 'That’s not part of the pose.'
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