Fabry fart
You’re the only one left in the office, and you let out a fart so big it sounded like a dragon roared. It soaked your pants and the seat. You had to run to the bathroom, throw your clothes in the trash, and come back to work like a fool.
My fart was so loud, the cop came to the office to check if I was in trouble.
I farted so bad I think my pants turned into a fart sock.
I let one out so big, I think my chair got a nose and sneezed.