Fabry fart

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You’re the last person left in the office, and you let out a fart so loud it could’ve been a death rattle. It soaked through your pants and into the seat. You had to run to the bathroom, strip down, and wash your clothes before you could face the day.
I farted so hard I thought the building was gonna collapse. Now I’m wearing my gym shorts and a sock at work.
My fart was so bad, I had to take off my shirt and my pants and put on my sock and my sock.
I let one out so loud I think the ceiling got a nose and sneezed.
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You’re alone in the office and you pass gas so big it could’ve been a thunderclap. It soaked through your clothes and the seat. You had to go to the bathroom, take a shower, and throw your clothes away.
I farted so loud I think the janitor heard it in the next building.
I passed gas so bad, my shirt was like a fart sock.
I let one out so big, I think the whole office got a nose.
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You’re the only one left in the office, and you let out a fart so big it sounded like a dragon roared. It soaked your pants and the seat. You had to run to the bathroom, throw your clothes in the trash, and come back to work like a fool.
My fart was so loud, the cop came to the office to check if I was in trouble.
I farted so bad I think my pants turned into a fart sock.
I let one out so big, I think my chair got a nose and sneezed.
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