FABruary
A month where everything is supposed to be fabulous, but no one is actually fabulous. It’s just February with a fancy name and a bunch of stupid polls. If you’re still alive in February, you might as well be fabulous.
Hey, it’s FABruary! I’m still not fabulous, but I’m trying. I wore pants today. That counts.
FABruary? More like FABsruary. I only have one leg and a dream.
FABruary is just February pretending it’s not the worst month ever. I’m still wearing pajamas.