FABruary

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A month where everything is supposed to be fabulous, but no one is actually fabulous. It’s just February with a fancy name and a bunch of stupid polls. If you’re still alive in February, you might as well be fabulous.
Hey, it’s FABruary! I’m still not fabulous, but I’m trying. I wore pants today. That counts.
FABruary? More like FABsruary. I only have one leg and a dream.
FABruary is just February pretending it’s not the worst month ever. I’m still wearing pajamas.
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When someone decides to dress like a walking fashion show for the entire month of February, even if it’s just because they’re mad at their ex.
My coworker wore a dress every day in FABruary. I think she was mad at her ex.
I dressed like a princess for FABruary. My ex said I looked like a confused unicorn.
My mom went full FABruary. She wore a hat, a scarf, and a pair of socks. It was glorious.
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