Fabroson
A man who is your dad, your brother, and your kid. He’s from Mississippi and thinks he’s the reason the nuclear family still exists. He’s not. But he still tries to impress your crush.
My fabroson asked my crush out. She said yes. He showed up wearing a shirt that said 'I’m a Fabroson and I’m not afraid to prove it.'
My fabroson tried to be my best man. He showed up with a speech, a bottle of cheap wine, and a song he wrote about me.
My fabroson called my crush and said, 'If you don’t like me, I’ll make your mom cry.' He didn’t. He made her laugh.