fabrizio moretti
Fabrizio Moretti is the drummer of The Strokes who can actually play drums and looks good while doing it. He drinks way too much white russians and cusses like a sailor.
Fabrizio: 'I’m not drunk. I’m just slightly offended.'
Fabrizio: 'If I don’t drink a white russian, I’ll punch the moon.'
Fabrizio: 'Julian’s the lead singer. I’m the one who makes sense.'