fabrizio moretti

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Fabrizio Moretti is the drummer of The Strokes who can actually play drums and looks good while doing it. He drinks way too much white russians and cusses like a sailor.

Fabrizio: 'I’m not drunk. I’m just slightly offended.'

Fabrizio: 'If I don’t drink a white russian, I’ll punch the moon.'

Fabrizio: 'Julian’s the lead singer. I’m the one who makes sense.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Fabrizio Moretti is a Brazilian-Italian drummer with curly hair and the swearing skills of a thousand angry Italians. He’s best friends with Julian Casablancas and can’t stop smoking cigarettes.

Fabrizio: 'I didn’t start the fight. I just finished it.'

Fabrizio: 'I dated Drew Barrymore. She’s cute. I’m not.'

Fabrizio: 'I’m not a rock star. I’m just a guy who plays drums and cusses.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago